The pleasures don't get much guiltier than this. But hear me out.
Paris Hilton certainly doesn't need a recording career. She's got the Hilton Hotel billions behind her. And her career as a party girl. And her sex tape. But she did it anyway. Well, some people say she didn't actually do the singing. I actually think it sounds like her.
Now, the song itself isn't about to win any awards. It's straight-ahead pop music. But it's also not pretending to be. Lyrically, it's a sweet song, and one that appears diametrically opposed to the public persona of Paris Hilton herself.
Now, everyone, sit down and enjoy the video.