But I changed my mind. First of all, Kelis really sells the song with a clever analogy. She has a very sultry voice. The song itself is really sparse, featuring her vocal abilities well. And she does offer to teach her tricks, even if she has to charge.
What really sold me on the song was Kelis performing it on Saturday Night Live. Truth be told, it showed me how serious a song this little ditty about Kelis's boob shaking really was. She put on a terrific performance - one of the best SNL performances I have ever seen. Because I care, I have brought this performance to you. Enjoy! (Update: 18 December 2020) Replaced with a performance on Carson Daly's show that was just as good, if not better.