Nothing would make me happier than to not love this song.
It's freaking Paris Hilton, and while I have a lot of respect for her, and not just for "Stars are Blind", but for what she's accomplished by making herself a brand, I wouldn't have called her a musician. The woman is much smarter than the character she plays on The Simple Life.
This song might have changed my mind on the musician part. She's brought an old-time doo-wop feel to this song, and she executed it perfectly. Lyrically.... well, it was released on Valentine's Day 2018, so it's perfect for that!